[Note by Anthony: This is only the second in a series of posts from Julie Meadows' blog that absolutely scores in whacking the fraud that is Shelley Lubben and the Pink Cross Foundation in their efforts to "save" porn starlets from themselves. But it is so awesome in its full unleashed smackability that it deserves a slot in the SmackChron Wall of Fame. Consider your perfect rack...permanently racked, Madame Julie.]

Is Shelley Lubben’s Amazon.com Wish List Screwed Up or What???

*** THIS IS IN NO WAY INTENDED TO HARM THE BUSINESS OF OR DEFAME THE COMPANY AMAZON.COM***

*** BUT IF IT POINTS OUT THE INCONSISTENCIES AND DELUSIONS OF SHELLEY LUBBEN AND THE PINK CROSS FOUNDATION, AWESOME!!!***

Courtesy of Sean B. Thank you, Sean!!!

Let’s start with the obvious. The header reads “Pink Cross Outreach”, but then to the left it reads “This list is for: Shelley Lubben”. I think that’s very telling, and I will elaborate.

1 & 2 – Frou Frou Bibles

Why does their non-profit organization need $20.00 Bibles? Does Shelley and/or her organization have a stake in this company? I’d like to know. Why the need to spend thousands and thousands of dollars on Pink Cross t-shirts and posters and gift bags? How does this help a man or woman who just needs their rent paid while they look for a job? Oh, right… you have to already have a job, first, before you can get help.

P.S. – If she actually helps men, too, what (other than the frou frou black Bible), looks like anything other than what a female [read: Shelley] might like? Or more importantly, neeeed?

3 – Teeny Tiny Fucking Candles

Unless this is supposed to replace electricity while you’re waiting to get a job, HOW IN THE WORLD ARE A BUNCH OF TEENY TINY LITTLE FUCKING CANDLES SUPPOSED TO DO ANYONE ANY FUCKING GOOD??? They last, for what? Twelve hours? WTF??? Oh… Oh, right… you have to already have a job, first, before you can get help. I keep forgetting. These are the consolation prize for already having a job, and therefore, not needing their help.

4 – Body Wash

Body wash. For men and women? No. What happened to good old fashioned bar soap? Has Shelley never heard of Cost Plus? She’s got her donors going to Amazon.com and buying Avon products. For who? My guess is, for Shelley.

5 – Bubble Bath

Bubble bath…

When I got out of the adult industry, and stopped making money for the YEAR IT TOOK ME TO FIND ANOTHER FUCKING JOB!!!, the last thing on my mind was bubble bath. Hell, the last thing on my mind was bubble gum. I think Monica Foster quite amply pointed out on www.GettingOutOfPorn.com yesterday, that Shelley went from hooker to housewife and never had to find a job. I think this woman doesn’t actually know the first thing about starting over in a difficult way, because she had Garrett to make the money and support them. This would explain why donors are wasting their hard earned money on body wash, useless fucking candles, frou frou Bibles and BUBBLE BATH!!!! But, wait… it gets better!

6 - Kohl’s Gift Card

Wait, though! Not just a gift card… a twenty-five dollar gift card. So you can… buy one pair of pants and a bathing suit? No… one blouse and a hat? Or, one pair of shoes and one fucking bra?! A TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR GIFT CARD AT A CLOTHING STORE IS NEAR FUCKING USELESS, UNLESS YOU’VE GOT YOUR EYE ON SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR! Like makeup!

7 – Nested Gift Boxes

What!!!??? What the fuck does anyone need “nested gift boxes for”??? When you’re poor enough you’ll compile your own fucking used tampon boxes to send shit out! What does anyone need with any of this goofy shit unless it’s Shelley, herself???

8 – Guess Gold by Guess for Women

Again, unless this is a lure (like the “outreach” for $1,000.00 on The Pink Cross’ site last year for Starbucks fucking coffee gift cards!), what is the absolute necessity for perfume, let alone Guess perfume?? Really??? When I was struggling I could have given a furry shit what I smelled like as long as I’d had a fucking bath! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me!!!! I can see Shelley’s thought bubble, ‘Give them perfume and pink Bibles and stupid fucking candles and makeup and they will come. Like giving candy to a baby…’

9 – Avon GLAZEWEAR Diamonds Lipstick Lustrous Berry

This is my second favorite, and the one Sean B. pointed out. I don’t even have to say anything. Hooker makeup.

10 – Avon GLAZEWEAR Liquid Lip Color Minis

To go on top of the Avon GLAZEWEAR Diamonds Lipstick Lustrous Berry. Hooker makeup. Wait. And I’d like to point out that only really young women and sex workers wear sheer-colored lipstick in shades of olive and pink and then drop slabs of glazed gloss on top of it. If you’re not a sex worker anymore and you’re not sixteen, YOU DON’T NEED HOOKER MAKEUP!

11 – Avon Flavor Savers Lip Gloss

“Flavor Saver”? Unless it’s food replacement while you look fabulous and ARE STARVING, WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT???

12 – Avon GLAZEWEAR Lip Gloss Darling Pink

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13 – Avon TRUE COLOR Eyeshadow Quad

Now, this one is my favorite! What is it…. looks like dark gray, light gray, white and pink. Who, unless they are a hooker, wears eyeshadow in these color schemes??

Oh snap! It is a hooker! I see some blue in there, too, but mostly I see gray and white… and pink lipstick with ‘only hookers and sixteen-year-olds are interested in it’ speckled glitter shit in there… ON AN OLD WOMAN!

14 – Avon ULTRA COLOR RICH Lipstick

What do you bet she’s got a stake in Avon?

15 – Avon mark Pencil Sharpener

When I was struggling I could have used a FUCKING STEAK KNIFE TO SHARPEN MY FUCKING LIP LINER, EXCEPT THAT I NEEDED A REGULAR JOB AND NOT A HOOKER JOB, SO I DIDN’T WEAR FUCKING LIP LINER!!!!!

This old hooker knows nothing about struggling with no money because she always had money. “I was a con artist, a master manipulator…” “I conned men out of thousands and thousands of dollars.” You selfish bitch! You won’t help someone “long term” (which is the same as “short term” – one year), unless they have a job, and then you ask people in your Amazon.com Wish List to donate to hooker makekup, useless fucking candles and bubble bath and all the frou frou things you never had to do without? Ever been on food stamps? I have. You don’t know shit about being poor and you don’t know shit about helping people.