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I know that there are those of you who are under the misimpression that the Tea Party movement is something other than the mere latest installment of the “New Right” offensive of the 1970′s/1980′s, which combined a love of unfettered Casino Capitalism rigged for a few wealthy White men and freed of any constraints of concern humanity or resources, with the focus on imposing a pliant and overarching fundamentalist Christianity which essentially says that only God can make you rich, only making lots and lots of White babies for Jesus makes you whole, and that everyone else not prordained to be White, male, rich, or sufficiently pious enough to restrict their sexual exploits to the “Godly intended” goals of marriage and reproduction, simply deserves their fate as slaves or serfs destined straight to Hell…but not before they can be exploited and used up for the profits of those more fortunate to be “blessed”.
After all, there are more than a few reps who call themselves Tea Party members who proclaim themselves to be more “libertarian” and who do attempt to buck the trend by standing up for “individual rights” and “liberties” against the strong arms of the “Nanny State”.
The problem is, though, that these few brave souls are in the minority, and those who are far more likely to use the state as a weapon to impose their Dominionist, fascist agenda tend to be the ones getting the attention and the money.
And, thanks to the election of the first Black President, they are mining the usual bigotries and saws and memes to plan their revenge for the “Obamanation” of 2008.
One such group is called The Family Leader, a branch in Iowa of the national Alliance Defense Fund which is particularly insistent on representing the views of “Christian conservatives” who strongly believe that only “God’s laws” (as interpreted mostly by the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Cal Thomas, and Pat Robertson) will save America from abject ruin and Satanic corruption. To that end, and in preparation for the upcoming Iowa political caucus, they have drawn up a campaign pledge which they are requiring all faithfull political candidates to sign in order to get their financial support.
And friends and neighbors, it’s a doozy. A virtual Lolapallooza of fascist, racist, and sexist wingnuttery.
The creator of this “pledge” is a man named Bob Vaander Platts, who heads up the group called “The Family Leader” (here’s their website); he is so committed to his vision that he was at one time the state chairman for the aborted (no pun intended) campaign of Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee in 2008; and he even ran for Iowa governor (and lost handily) in 2010. The Alliance Fund is merely the national org for politically motivated wingnut fundies like Vaander Platts, and Iowa is a very fertile ground for Dominionist activism, having brought the likes of current Congressman Steve “PsychoNazi” King.
The pledge has been getting lots of ink lately because none other than the Chief Wingnut Princess herself, Minnesota GOTP congressman and newly minted 2012 Presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann, was the first to sign her name onto the dotted line of commitment to the values of the “Marriage Vow”. At least Madame Batshit can say that she fits the fundamental requirements, having been married for 30+ years to the same man (who himself happens to be a fervent fundamentalist/Dominionist/antigay activist of his own right, right down to the “exgay therapy” he offers his clients)…which is more that can be said for folk like Newt Gingrich or Tim Pawlenty or Rudy Giuliani. (Or, for that matter, Rush, who is now in his forth marriage..but he’s given an exception due to his strident advocacy for pushing these high.standards on others, I guess.)
Now, I’m not going to do a full fisking of the Pledge since so many others have emphasized some of the more…ummmm, esoteric portions included within. Simply going to the document itself will open your eyes to the lunacy. (Warning, this is a PDF document requiring Adobe Reader.). On the other hand, some points are worth commenting on.
For instance, this tidbit regarding slavery and the stability of Black families, which is a favorite meme of Dominionists for masking their innate racism and paternalism for Black folk.
Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA‟s first African-American President.
Yeah, really. I mean, do these clowns ever grok the fact that those supposedly stable “two-parent” families existing in 1860 weren’t quite so stable due to the slavemasters abusing the parents to death or breaking up the families at will by selling the fathers (and mothers) to other slaveholders?? Or, the fact that most of those “stable” two-parent families were the result of rape, often rape betwen the slaveholder and the slave?? And, what the hell goes with comparing all this with the situation of single-parent Black families in the year 2008 through 2011…where even the poorest single mother is far more likely to have support from her family or the state for her and her children’s survival? And, why the obsession with Black families anyway, since they don’t even make up a majority of single-parent families in the first place??
Not unless you happen to believe that Black folk are merely uncontrollable sluts who live off “The Government’s” dime (read that to mean, White rich Christian’s tax money) and who need a stern kick back to “God’s law”(read that to mean “slavery”) to reinforce the virtues of “marriage” and “monogamy”…and to be exploitable once again for the Glory of God (and the lined pockets of fundie Christian White rich men like Bob Vaader Platts and Rush Limbaugh.
And their female shills and Presidential wannabes like Michelle Bachmann.
The “pledge” goes on to list the typical memes about how the “destruction of marriage” directly relates to the dire situation of Black families due to the abandonment of rigid standards of sexual morality, the fiscal “permissiveness” of the Great Society, and the rise of the social welfare state in adopting a overly permissive “anything and everything goes” hedonistic philosophy in direct contradiction to “known scientific facts” that only unquestioned and state enforced commitment to permanent heterosexual marriage and restrictive sexual morals — meaning, NO sex outside of conception within marriage and noting at all outside of marriage — will save America from impending social and economic doom. Of course, their footnotes offer no proof of all these “known scientific facts”, other than oblique references to other wingnut/Chiistian Right “scholars” and other Dominionist crackpots whose political philosophy and polices just so happen to agree with theirs.
Naturally, the ultimate vow’s policy statements perfectly mesh with standard fundie Right principles: push for a Marriage Amendment to the US Constitution to override even states voting to allow gay marriage or even “gay unions” (while pushing “one man/one woman marriage” legislation in all 50 states); appoint and/or elect only “strict constitutionalist” judges at all levels to bend interpretations of the law to Dominionist/Federalist Society favor; absolute bans on abortion, contraception, pornography, adultery, all forms of sexual activity and expression not meeting fundie Christian standards of conception within marriage; tighter laws on allowing divorces calling for mandatory “cooling off periods” and other means of restricting options for those wanting to divorce; retaining and expanding the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy of openly targeting and removing gays (and other sexual heretics) from the military; public enforcement of fundie sexual morality as a means of “protecting the fruits of conjugal intimacy” against the “sins” of porn, abortion, “human trafficking”, prostitution, “sexual slavery”, and especially “”sexual promiscuity”; opposition to the red herring and strawman-laced ghost threat of “Sharia Law” (as if fundie Muslims didn’t fundamentally agree with their agenda already); “downsizing” of the welfare state/social spending component of government (read that to mean privatizing welfare, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and other aspects of the welfare state) to restrict social aid to those meeting strict wingnut sexual moral standards; and a priori protections for “people of faith” to impose their morality onto unwanted others free of Constitutional constraints such as the “establishment clause” of the First Amendment or the right of free association of other sects, groups, or individuals.
Basically, to bottom line this manifesto: Only right-wing Christians would rule, and everyone else would either follow or suffer or die. Full. Stop.
It would be easy to dismiss this as a platform of a crank…but Michelle Bachmann is right now being pushed by many (and not just wingnuts) as the leading Republican candidate for President in 2012. And, the Christian Right, along with their Tea Party brethren, still hold a strong majority of the Republican Party’s vital infrastructure, if not the majority in most states. Add that to a bad economy and a Democratic Party torn asunder by the willingness of President Barack Obama and the Democratic establishment to sell its basic progressive principles (meaning Social Security and Medicare) away to the bidding of the Catfood Commission and the IMF, and even someone like Batshit Bachmann has a fighting chance to win.
The other, and a bit less serious, aspect from this document is how Shelley Lubben plays into this. (Yes, Clones, here’s why I included her in the title.)
No, Ministress Lubben’s not quite running for President or any other political office (at least not yet), but she does have a small part in all this Marriage Vow drama.
One of the endnotes — #8, I presume — restated their claim that
That practices such as adultery, bisexuality, homosexuality, anal intercourse, group sex, promiscuity, serial marriage, polygamy, polyandry and extramarital sex, individually or collectively, lead to general improvements…
The endnote went on to make a long detailed listing of supposed ill affects of such sinful behaviors…where this partticular list of after effects were found:
b. Public health,
c. Public health costs (Medicaid, Medicare, etc.)
d. General health care price inflation (medical, hospital, insurance, etc).
e. Incidence of single parent households and related social costs,
f. Incidence of epidemics and pandemics,
g. Incidence of:
i. HIV/ AIDS (Human Immunodeficiency Virus);
ii. Other retroviruses like XMRV, HTLV, etc. (affecting venereal fluids, semen, breast milk, blood);
iii. Septic bacterial infections (such as from E Coli);
iv. Hepatitis (forms of which are transmitted via fecal-oral, venereal contact);
v. Chancroid (Haemophilus ducreyi);
vi. Chlamydia (Chlamydia trachomatis);
vii. Granuloma inguinale or (Klebsiella granulomatis);
viii. Gonorrhea (Neisseria gonorrhoeae);
ix. Syphilis (Treponema pallidum);
x. Herpes simplex
xi. Genital warts
xii. HPV (Human Papilloma Virus)
xiii. Phthirius pubis (pubic lice)
xiv. Sarcoptes scabiei (scabies)
xv. Trichomoniasis (Trichomonas vaginalis)
xvi. Anal incontinence
xvii. Abortion
xviii. Abortion-related complications
Wait a dang minute…those last few notes look kind of familiar. Where else did I see those exact points made?? I had to think a bit…
…and then it hit me.
Remember Shelley Lubben’s contribution to the UCLA Condoms in Porn conference?? The one where they attempted to ambush Mr. Marcus as the sole representative of the industry?
Remember the audiovisual display that Ministress Lubben used as part of her testimony??
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Here’s a refresher for you:
Remember, this was last year…but if Bob Vaander Platts and Shelley Lubben are using the same base sources for their own campaigns…then what does that say for the Ministeress’s denials that she is only in it for the “love” of God and the safety of the performers??
All we need now is for Shelley to show up at one of Michelle Bachmann’s rallies or an Alliance Defense Fund dinner and cry her eyes out about the abuse she suffered from porn. I’m sure her years prior to that as a working escort will be mined for maximum effect as well, too.
UPDATE: Ahhhh, looky here…it seems like due to all the heat that FAMiLY Leader is getting for that racist smack, and probably to save face with those few Black evangelicals they need to pull themselves out of the crank minority, they have not-so-mysteriously purged that “Black children were better off under slavery in 1860 than they are under Preident Obama’s rule today” graph from their copy of the “pledge” at their website. But don’t fear, Clones…I linked the original from the Think Progress website…and, just for insurance sake, I will mirror a copy to the SmackChron files for linkage here. You can run, Mr. Vaader Platts, but you just can’t hide.
Oh..and that other fundie Christian whackjob, former Pennsylvania US Senator Rick “Man/Dog” Santorum, has become the second GOTP presidential candidate to sign his name onto the “pledge”. No doubt about his conservative creds, either, I guess.
No word yet on whether Shelley Lubben would be willing to sign the “pledge” as amended..or even consider a Presidential bid. We’ll keep you posted, as always.
